FAMILY EMAIL!

What it is up yall, whats popping, how's it hanging, que pasa, que onda, que trances, que tal, what cooking good looking, what is up my dude, how are you, hola como esta, buenas

Anyways I was bored so I felt like making the beginning interesting you're welcome, lemme know which one is yalls favorite. First off Twins still havent received that weekly update so if lied to mom and said you sent it, momma make sure to give them a whoopin. But this week was very good, im sure yall read the email, nothing else too new. I have been saved 3 times pretty sure all from The Holy Ghost but basically in Peru wires always dangle down from the electric pole and I have hit my head 3 times on them  and havent gotten shocked once but yes they do shock you and badly because my comp ans safety videos were telling me that soooooo thats cool. Second a dog tried biting me today, probably thought my calf was a fat juicy rotisserie chicken from Costco, so I kicked him away it was pretty funny. My comp gets scared easily by dogs so he always jumps when they bark and he always walks far away from growling ones. Gave some powerful lessons today and one guy we are teaching speaks English and he loves me and talking to me so we always give him lessons. Pretty chill day today though, sorry mom no groceries butttttttt we are ordering some hamburgers ahorita (right now) im definitely still losing weight somehow ima be honest. One of the latino elders trolls me because im bigger than him (muscle wise, hes a little gordito) but he always calls me elder flaco, but that boy knows better. I let it slide because we homies and I love him, but we always troll eachother. Anyways hope yall have a splentabolous week and hit me up with some updates why dont ya.

Love yall more than anything (Della the most here pretty soon, sorry mom, dont need to meet her i already know) its only been 6 weeks and I keep picturing my return day when I hug all of you for the first time and mom is balling her eyes out because her proud, joy, success, purpose, and bubbas is finally home

Love, Elder Bubbas